The trouble with money...

I don't get it why the dime is the smallest coin but it's not the smallest amount.  You'd think Daddy and grandpa would have fixed that by now.

How rude!

OH, to hear him telling a story, then get licked on the face by the dog in the middle of it and saying, "Beauty, quit interrupting!"

Mr. Plug

After asking if we could take an appliance to MR. Battery (because they can fix anything), I tell Matthew "No, that doesn't have a battery.  It plugs in." 

"When I grow up, I'm going to open a store where you can take all the things that you can't take to Mr. Battery.  I'm going to call it Mr. Plug."