Funny With a Chance of Brainstorms

Friday, June 27, 2014

That's so funny that Santa comes at Christmas. He and Jesus aren't even related or anything.

Child of the King: "Dear God, Happy Father's Day. That's what you deserve. The biggest best Father's Day. Amen"

I'm going to take another lap around like I did yesterday.

What?

When I was brushing my teeth--go around again so I can get them cleaner.

On the way home from getting tacos for lunch: I hope our car doesn't get started smelling like Mexico now....

Playing chess: Can the queen tackle forward?

Can the horse move in a lower case “L”? (or just an upper case L)

I’m going on to your base next time.

I just felt like I was going to throw up. Good thing I kept my mouth closed. Or maybe it was a burp but I kept the sound off.

I was made to be funny.