Double Dose

When decorating the scarecrow for our front porch and looking for noise makers to put on it to scare away the birds:  "Or, you could use something that looks like a gun cause birds probly don't like to be shot."

AND

Over the weekend when Mom said, "No sleeping right now!" to the girls.  Matthew:  "Yeah and no fake sleeping either.  That can get you into real sleeping."

"I wanted a friend to follow me around and then I thought I could just let it be God. "

While his theology is on track, I still think this friendly boy wants someone with skin on. 
He was talking about a couple of different friends after that. 

Sun, Moon and Stars

When talking about the sun, moon, and earth and what happens to the sun at night:  so it's like our part of the earth just turns its back and refuses to look at the sun at night time?

This was my first clue they had started a new unit at school. 

Seven and a HALF

"Am I really 7 and a half?  I can’t believe it—when did that happen?  Why didn’t you have a celebration?  Why didn’t you TELL me!??"

Followed by a detailed analysis of what other friends might or might not be seven and a HALF.   

Welcome!

Please join us for a little laugh when you need one.  My 7 and a half year old son keeps us in stitches every day.  You see, he is funny without realizing it and without trying to be.  He takes everything literally and has a very unique viewpoint.  We thought we would just share some of the fun with you!  Like today, we were pulling into the Y parking lot and he saw someone we both recognized. "Who's that?"  he said.
"I don't know", I said.  "I mean I know, but I can't remember her name."
"You mean you used to know her name and now you don't remember?  That sounds like a magic trick:  You used to know it,  now you don't!"

That's all.  Hope you smiled. Come back soon!