Monday, October 28, 2013

So Many Thanks!

I just don't know how much to thank you mom and dad for taking me to the Science Center.  Maybe 10 times 100 kabillion.  What's bigger--kabillion or kazillion? 

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Daddies

Hey Mom.  I know it's not true, but it seems like Daddy is changing into Grandma and Grandpa's Dad.

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

"Reinforcements, please!"

So, God can do anything right?

Mom:  Yes, that's true.

Then he could even like sin if he wanted to.

Mom:  Uh, yes, well, no, technically he's perfect and can't..., um...let's ask Dad and pastor.

Or, we could check in the Bible.

Mom:  Yes, we could do that.  

Monday, October 14, 2013

Confusing

"Don't you think we should take down the bird house while we have the scare crow up?  It's probably confusing for the birds."

Friday, October 11, 2013

skeletons

Boy Wonder:  "Skeletons aren't just for Halloween you know.  They can be for history, too." 

Mom:  "And for science."

Conversation follows of examples from both sides. 

Boy Wonder:  "Yeah, skeletons are for history slash science."

Laughter from mom and sister. 

Boy Wonder, smiling:  "You like how I said that?  History slash science?"

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Storyteller

As dictated to mom for a writing assignment:



There lived a little anthill.  Thousands of ants lived in there.  Nearby there was a pond and an old alligator lived there.  There was one old little alligator.  One day the ants were going for a walk.  The alligator was too.  “Hi”, said the alligator.  “Hi”, said the ants.  Every ant but one of them was too scared.  It thought it would get eaten.  They said we want to go to the park on the other side of the pond.  [They] said, "We want to go to the park on the other side of the water."  “I think you mean on our pond”, said the alligator.  “I’ll help you.”  So they walked to the park.  They jumped on the alligator.  And he said , “Stop jumping or you’ll fall off.  Let’s go to a picnic table.”  So they did.  They didn’t arrive yet.  He said, “I cannot wait.”  So he ate them—all the thousands of ants in 5 seconds.  The ants didn’t live happily ever after.  The alligator lived happily ever after.  The End.